I sincerely believe Pastor Kong Hee is innocent

28 Jun

Some readers will be shock to hear that I believe Kong Hee Fatt Choy to be innocent…but I really do!! ūüėõ

Reviewing the evidence and his actions, I have come to believe that this man may not have the mental capacity to commit grand theft amounting to at least $50mil. He is just a good Christian and Raffles boy completely and utterly misled by some horse that mysteriously “rode” into his life…

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Sun Ho and just some horse
Credit: Singaporedaily

1. Kong Hee appoints Edwin Tong as his defence counsel. Tong is not only a MP of the ruling party but also the deputy chairman of the GPC for Law and Home Affairs. I am sure Tong would keep to his client confidential clause when it really matters!

2. Kong Hee works his ass off in Singapore everyday and all around the world preaching asking people donate so that he can creatively move the money to his wife to explore the deeper meaning of life in Hollywood.

3. Kong Hee lets his wife live in a Hollywood Good Class Bungalow worth $28K rental a month while he suffers in a relatively smaller apartment in Singapore.

4. Kong Hee is devoid of family warmth for 5 years (2005-2010) while his wife and child and the wife’s special assistant live blissfully in Hollywood. My heart goes out to the poor man.

5. Kong Hee believed that Sun Ho was helping him spread Christianity when she showed her assets to the world.

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Peek A Boob

6. When the Kongs’ world came crashing down on Tue, Sun Ho wasn’t even charged for anything after all the church money that was channeled to her so that Wyclef Jean can make her drunk on China Wine. Kong Hee now faces a max penalty of life imprisonment.

7. Adored by the thousands, Kong Hee lets his congregation celebrate his birthday for him in the church and allow them to build a personality cult around him such that many were jealous of him and made numerous police reports about his financial frauds.

8. After failing spectacularly in Hollywood and throwing tens of millions of donations from churchgoers into the drain, Sun Ho returns to Singapore to find a cushy high-paying in CHC waiting for her.

See…I told you…Kong Hee is innocent like his fanatical supporters say he is while forming a ring of protection around him at Sub Courts like he was Frodo with the Fellowship of the Ring. Look at this poor chap with his tight skin, high cheek bones and smart Hugo Boss suits, he was just completely blindsided and misled by “some horse”. Really leh.

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10 Responses to “I sincerely believe Pastor Kong Hee is innocent”

  1. Sticki69 June 28, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

    If Kong Hee did not pump Botox and have his nose done I will donate 10% of my annual salary to his lawyers’ fee.

    • Cheryling October 22, 2015 at 10:14 pm #

      Funny! :p

  2. Ade June 28, 2012 at 10:17 pm #

    If a penthouse in ocean drive is the relatively smaller apartment, he is sooo poor thing cos few singaporeans get to live there. Most of us spend our life in shoeboxes.

  3. Congee June 29, 2012 at 1:56 am #

    Dude… keep on living in denial

    I just hate charismatic group… all our good old Christian ways are “corrupted” by you folks!

  4. BigDad June 29, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    Dont insult Michael Jackson and the horse.

    • Cecilia September 24, 2013 at 5:25 am #

      Agree!

  5. Nobody June 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm #

    His “relatively small apartment” costs over SGD9.3 Million dollars…

    • Haha August 26, 2012 at 1:09 am #

      SGD 9.3 million bucks is no big deal to Con Hee considering the duke is so blessed with so many lamebrain diehard sucker fans.

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