Serious: Singapore is taking over Penang

3 Jul

In what is the most ingenious move from the PAP govt to solve over-crowding in Singapore, PM Lee Hsien Loong and his super-elite-thinking-out-of-the-cardboard scholars have hatched a plan to takeover Penang and possibly Malaysia, the land that is truly Asia, while Myanmar, Vietnam, Indonesia, Korea and the others are not very Asia.


With Singapore bursting at her seams as more than 6 million people can be found on the little island any given day, and the opening of a Marina garden or shopping mall can cause massive human traffic jam, the S’pore govt has found creative ways to expand the country’s borders and Crossover to reach out to non-converts who still doubt the efficiency and effectiveness of Kong Hee PAP rule.

According to Malaysian super-exclusive-bumi-Malay-supreme-pizza newspaper Utusan, the Singapore PAP govt still secretly led by emeritus senior citizen ultraman Lee Kuan Yew (Kuan Yew in Singlish means to control you, so he like to control everything in S’pore), is going to remote control the collapse of the Malaysian ruling Barisan Nasional formed by many many political parties who cannot agree which race is the smartest in Malaysia.


After BN collapse, it will be replaced by DAP, a party that has allegedly secretly taught rocket technology to the Iranians and is apparently super best friends with PAP because they are only an alphabet apart. According to Utusan, PAP has waited more than 48 years to achieve this dream and will prove to Singapore citizen although it is in ineffective in handling housing and transport, it can takeover a country 469 times bigger than itself.


Just last month Utusan charged that 3 beautiful Singapore diplomats wearing yellow walking with tens of thousands of Malaysian might cause their govt to topple. Until now, there is no still no documentary proof of such a curious incident.

Meanwhile property prices in Penang is seeing a a massive boom due to the sheer number of Singaporeans buying property on the northern Malaysia island in anticipation of a successive PAP takeover.



8 Responses to “Serious: Singapore is taking over Penang”

  1. Shihan July 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm #


  2. Johnny 5 July 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm #

    LMFAO…funny shit bro. But they set up special investigation for the Singaporean lady and her nieces and nephews who were kidnapped yah. And their submarine deal is sinking literally. Hahaha.

    • unbrandedbreadnbutter July 4, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

      I dun understand why there needs to be special investigation team for the kidnapping case except to tell Singaporeans that they are not goons? I mean kidnaps aren’t that uncommon in Johor, they should be pretty good at this type of cases, no? I am not saying it is land of crime, just saying it happens enough.

  3. Lucy Tan July 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm #

    Darling ignoramus. “P” isn’t an alphabet, fyi. The alphabet comprise A,E,I,O n U.

    • Karen Kam July 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

      er… i think A,E,I,O n U are vowels…

    • unbrandedbreadnbutter July 4, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

      Ignoramus? Is that some kind of dinosaur? :p
      Thanks for popping by Lucy; so nice of u. Hmmm…maybe alphabets are made out of vowels and consonants? Wheel of Fortune…Vanna White…wooo hooo…

  4. Karen Kam July 4, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    That’s a plan!!. take over Penang first.. once done, we got the West Malaysia mainland surrounded !!! .. oh wait, do we need to take over thailand too ??


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