Amy Cheong’s Seven Habits of Highly Annoying People

9 Oct

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Habit 1 – Be Proactive

This is the ability to control one’s void deck area. Solution is Self determination, choice, and the power to Kao Peh on Facebook. Remember must take responsibility for your choices and the consequences that follow.

 

Habit 2 – Begin with the End in Mind

Concentrate on using the best vulgarities and shortest sentences to convey maximum dissatisfaction with karaoke noise and loud bantering. It is important to clarify your deeply important character values.

 

Habit 3 – Put First Things First

Prioritize, plan, and execute your week’s tasks based on importance. If sleep is first priority, get fired so can sleep more.

 

Habit 4 – Think Win-Win

Genuinely strive for mutually beneficial solutions. Getting fired equal more time to sleep, NTUC looks social responsible, and got one more job vacancy to help reduce unemployment.

 

Habit 5 – Seek First to Understand, then to be Understood

Emphatic listening to understand that void deck weddings cost more than $50. When you listen, people will reciprocate and call for caring atmosphere.

 

Habit 6 – Synergize

Combine the strengths of Internet community to work together to force NTUC to fire you. This helps achieve goals no one person could have done alone.

 

Habit 7 – Sharpen the Saw

Balance and renew your resources. Run to Perth to undergo physical renewal, meditation, and spiritual renewal. Come back stronger and well-rested.

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2 Responses to “Amy Cheong’s Seven Habits of Highly Annoying People”

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  1. Amy and Mob Justice « Chemical Generation Singapore - October 10, 2012

    […] Mob Justice Foremost, I do not condone Amy Cheong’s racist comments. Racism is bad and annoying, worse if uttered in public, worst if loosed in the Internet as it can get viral and immortalised. […]

  2. Weekly Round Up: Week 41 (8 Oct – 12 Oct 2012) | The Singapore Daily - October 20, 2012

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