Welcome to my humble coffeeshop stall. On the menu is a generous helping of unbranded bread and butter issues served up to hardworking Singaporeans who are not fed enough through progress. Occasionally i will serve mee siam with no hum with a side order of frozen chicken. Should the food not be to your liking, i will set up an independent committee to assess how i can improve the quality of my dishes by 10% while raising the cost by a reasonable 20%. I assure you that you will be getting first world hawkering on the cheap.
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