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Magicians and Demons: One Man’s Crusade Against Moral Decrepitude

18 Sep

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Pastor Lawrence Khong of Faith Community Baptist Church is trying awfully hard to claw back some limelight from his fellow spiritually-assaulted contemporary Pastor Kong Hee. In fear of poor take up for his latest self-described ‘world class’ magic show, Lawrence Khong has been busy alienating as many segments of society as he possibly can.  Afterall, in showbusness, no news is bad news, and there is no such thing as bad publicity.

Early in the year, ESP Khong ambushed ESM Goh Chok Tong during his walkabout to demand to keep Section 377A of the Penal Code.

We affirm that the family unit comprises a man as Father, a woman as Mother, and Children. This is the basic building block of society, a value foundational for a secure future, a premise fundamental to nation-building.We see a looming threat to this basic building block by homosexual activists seeking to repeal Section 377A of the Penal Code.

Failing to convince ESM Goh at his home turf, Lawrence sleight-of-hand Khong gathered this LoveSingapore church network to seek comfort from Min Law K (not for Krishna) Shanmugan.

Later in the year we hear about how the Apostle Khong dismisses a pregnant female staff that had an affair with another church employee.

At the end, we were left with no other option but to terminate her with just cause on the grounds of her continued involvement in this illicit relationship,” he added, explaining that adultery was against the teachings and doctrines of the Bible.  It has to do with maintaining a high moral standard for those who are in Christian ministry and leadership. This is for the protection of the members.

Speaking of protection of members, the Shepard Khong of 4 ponies had his membership suspended by the Singapore Polo Club, leaving him nowhere to house Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash!

Not short on reserve holy spirit, he returned to his pet peeve of adultery and homosexuality in an recent interview the the Straitstimes.

It can be argued that it’s none of your business, since I take it in my home. I know people have different opinions. But in my view, there are certain things that are basically harmful to society. The homosexual lifestyle is not a normal lifestyle. I believe it is.

If I had been in a position to oppose the legalisation of prostitution or adultery when it was being done, I would have fought it with all my might. Adultery fractures the family.

By now it should be apparent that Khong the Baptist is a principled man.  Adultry is abhorent, and homosexuality is an abomination of choice. Beastiality with ponies is bad, and what happens in the privacy of the bedroom is a threesome between you, your partner and God.

Based on above, surely an illicit affair with a PRC waitress is as ludicrous as the God Particle, as outlandish as the gospel of Judas, and as inconceivable as a prostitute wife for Jesus.

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